Zen LX

It's an epic conflict between my libido and my mind.  There is a part of me that wants to have sex with anything available, but there's also a part of me that wants to pick a certain one.  I am trying to get laid, but I do have my standards.  Here is a list of things that counter my preferences: -I found a classified ad on Craigslist about a single mom who is looking for a sex buddy.  The downside is that she is five-months pregnant.  I think that she is a slut.  Pregnancy is a major turn-off for single guys. -I am not attracted to BBWs, transsexuals (I need a taco to go along with that attractive body; sorry), junkies, and those who I consider "grenades".  I guess that is one of the reasons why I can't be a gigolo.  I also don't want to be involved with someone who is cheating on her husband or boyfriend.  No strings attached, please. -I am for regulated forms of prostitution like Dennis Hof's brothel in Nevada and the red-light d...

I am a neurotic, cynical, lonely, nervous, love-shy, socially inept and frustrated singleton.  To make things worse, I'm in my mid-30's.  I am old enough to qualify for president, but feeling to old to go steady.  Now I know how James Buchanan felt when he was in office why being single. Most of my friends are either married and have kids or have some kind of significant other.  I am desperate to achieve a relationship.  I regretted not trying harder while in my 20's, but I feel like I have to pay the consequences.

Hello, I'm a shy, nervous, struggling artist in my mid-30's writing a blog about the certain things in my life and the unique perspective I am trying to convey.  Some things that I write may be witty, smart, and funny; but sometimes it can be colder than ice.  Here are some of my witty lines: "Sex is like getting a career: if you don't have experience in that field, there will be a few opportunities available." "I could not get a perfect woman because she either has a boyfriend or is married." "I am in my 30's, lacking a romantic life, but have some friend who I could rely on for support... and they say I should be like Jesus". There will be more to come.  Enjoy.