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35 and still a singleton

I am a neurotic, cynical, lonely, nervous, love-shy, socially inept and frustrated singleton.  To make things worse, I'm in my mid-30's.  I am old enough to qualify for president, but feeling to old to go steady.  Now I know how James Buchanan felt when he was in office why being single.

Most of my friends are either married and have kids or have some kind of significant other.  I am desperate to achieve a relationship.  I regretted not trying harder while in my 20's, but I feel like I have to pay the consequences.

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