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Hello,

I'm a shy, nervous, struggling artist in my mid-30's writing a blog about the certain things in my life and the unique perspective I am trying to convey.  Some things that I write may be witty, smart, and funny; but sometimes it can be colder than ice.  Here are some of my witty lines:

"Sex is like getting a career: if you don't have experience in that field, there will be a few opportunities available."

"I could not get a perfect woman because she either has a boyfriend or is married."

 "I am in my 30's, lacking a romantic life, but have some friend who I could rely on for support... and they say I should be like Jesus".

 There will be more to come.  Enjoy.

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