Horny, shy, picky, naïve, and nervous: a lethal combination

It's an epic conflict between my libido and my mind.  There is a part of me that wants to have sex with anything available, but there's also a part of me that wants to pick a certain one.  I am trying to get laid, but I do have my standards.  Here is a list of things that counter my preferences:

-I found a classified ad on Craigslist about a single mom who is looking for a sex buddy.  The downside is that she is five-months pregnant.  I think that she is a slut.  Pregnancy is a major turn-off for single guys.

-I am not attracted to BBWs, transsexuals (I need a taco to go along with that attractive body; sorry), junkies, and those who I consider "grenades".  I guess that is one of the reasons why I can't be a gigolo.  I also don't want to be involved with someone who is cheating on her husband or boyfriend.  No strings attached, please.

-I am for regulated forms of prostitution like Dennis Hof's brothel in Nevada and the red-light district in Amsterdam, but am against illegal prostitution for many reasons:

*They are pimped by gangs and crime syndicates.

*Some are underaged runaways.

*Some are smuggled in this country by abusive pimps.

*A lot of them don't look like Jane Fonda in "Klute" or Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"

*A lot of them are full of STDs.

To be continued...