I am a neurotic, cynical, lonely, nervous, love-shy, socially inept and frustrated singleton. To make things worse, I'm in my mid-30's. I am old enough to qualify for president, but feeling to old to go steady. Now I know how James Buchanan felt when he was in office why being single. Most of my friends are either married and have kids or have some kind of significant other. I am desperate to achieve a relationship. I regretted not trying harder while in my 20's, but I feel like I have to pay the consequences.