Hello, I'm a shy, nervous, struggling artist in my mid-30's writing a blog about the certain things in my life and the unique perspective I am trying to convey. Some things that I write may be witty, smart, and funny; but sometimes it can be colder than ice. Here are some of my witty lines: "Sex is like getting a career: if you don't have experience in that field, there will be a few opportunities available." "I could not get a perfect woman because she either has a boyfriend or is married." "I am in my 30's, lacking a romantic life, but have some friend who I could rely on for support... and they say I should be like Jesus". There will be more to come. Enjoy.